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[mellow music playing]

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[people chattering]

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I'm an alternate.

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-I'm sorry, what? -Oh, on the soccer team.

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I'm an alternate.

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I signed up late so all the regular slots

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were actually already taken, but they let me in anyway.

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Yeah, I'm actually not that into sports

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but my sister-in-law thought it might be a nice way to meet other lesbians.

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'Cause it's like everybody says that lesbians are friendly

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but I really don't find that to be the case, do you?

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-I'm not a lesbian. -Oh.

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I'm sorry, how are you on a lesbian soccer team then?

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I'm not.

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My kids, they're playing over there.

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Sure.

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-Lesbians can have kids. -Oh!

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Oh, yeah, I know... I, um...

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I just made mine the... the old fashioned way.

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Yes, with a penis.

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Yeah.

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I actually always found penises to be rather confusing

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and I could never tell if that was more of my own personal taste

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-or if that's maybe something-- -You know what?

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I am just gonna... I'm gonna go. It was nice... I'm gonna go.

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It was so nice to meet you, so...

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Penises.

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[upbeat music playing]

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-[grunts] -[whistle blows]

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Oh! Come on, Emma. It's a friendly game.

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She's fine. Rub some dirt on it, sweetie.

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Let's go again!

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Whoo!

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Yeah!

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[cheering]

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-[girl 1 groans] -[whistle blows]

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That one was her fault.

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Do we have any alternates?

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-Oh. -Come on in, hun. Now don't be shy.

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Go ahead.

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-Ready? -Uh, yeah.

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Good.

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Hi, I'm Josie. Sorry.

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Stop. Ouch. Stop it.

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Stop. Stop it.

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-Oh. -Oh, my God! -[all gasp]

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-[girl 2] Oh. -[whistle blows]

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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.

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You're bleed... You're bleeding.

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-[Emma] No. -[Josie] Oh!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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-Uh... -[all snicker]

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[Emma] It's not funny.

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Hey, it was so lovely meeting you.

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-[Emma] Fuck off! -Okay. It's nice meeting you.

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[laughs]

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Don't.

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Is it broken?

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Those things will kill you, you know.

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Not if fucking Dyke Tyson gets to me first.

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I'm sorry. This is why I don't play sports.

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I just came here to meet lesbians.

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You guys are lesbians, right?

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[laughter]

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[Josie] What?

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-[Emma] Hey. -What?

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You got a name?

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Josie. Josie Bacon.

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You got a car Josie Bacon?

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It's that piece of shit over there.

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All right. You're gonna drop me off...

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get cleaned up, pick me up at seven.

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Dinner's on you.

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Sure. Absolutely, it's the least I can do.

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And bring flowers.

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Flowers, why?

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You bring flowers to a first date, killer.

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[mellow music playing]

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I can recommend something if you like.

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Yeah, that'd be really helpful.

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Okay. For starters, are you going to a wedding or a funeral?

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Hmm.

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[soft music playing]

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By the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts,

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I now pronounce you wife and wife.

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-Jesus! -Oh. -[both laugh]

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You heard that mom, wife and wife, we are legally married.

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That means you're no longer next of kin.

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All my end of life decisions are now Josie's, the wake, the funeral.

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I mean, you have no say whatsoever.

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She wants to donate my corpse to some weirdo lesbian sex party,

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there's not a thing you can do about it.

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I don't want to donate her corpse to a lesbian sex party, Margaret.

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But you could. You could if you wanted to.

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Right. I really don't want to.

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[Emma] Because she's my wife now,

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if she wants to donate my vagina to dildo research...

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Seriously, Emma. Come on.

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They have to research the dildo somehow.

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You know what? I don't think that that's how they research the dildos.

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[Emma] You know what else this means?

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It's not a phase, it's not a college thing,

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I'm going to spend the rest of my short, cancer-ridden life

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legally married to this woman.

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I mean, honestly, Mom, how do you feel about this?

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I'm seriously really very happy for you.

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Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, I'm sure you are.

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-You happy about this? -Hmm.

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Mm.

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-[Emma] I know. -[both moan]

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How about this one? You like this? Like that?

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You like this one? Huh, you like that?

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Thank you so much for coming, Margaret.

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It was such a nice gesture. Okay.

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Emma. Okay.

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[both continue moaning]

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Am I done?

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[Emma coughing]

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[groans]

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It's chamomile, when you're ready.

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Stupid lung cancer.

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Oh, lung cancer is the stupidest.

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Nobody even feels bad for me.

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It's like they hear that I have cancer and like,

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"Oh my God! What a tragic... Oh, it's lung cancer.

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"Well, that's what you deserve Smokey Robinson."

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-Did somebody actually call you Smokey Robinson? -Nope.

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-Hypothetically. -Oh!

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Hypothetical assholes.

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I just want a little sympathy. [scoffs]

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Is that so petty?

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I think you're pathetic, in every way.

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-Thank you, babe. -Mm-hmm.

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Mm.

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Speaking of sympathy, I have a favor to ask you.

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[sighs]

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When I die, I want you to use the sympathy card to get laid.

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[laughs]

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I mean it.

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You've been out of the game for a long time

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and you're going to need the sympathy card.

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I don't want to think about this.

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Look, I know you,

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you are going to be moping around for years and years.

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You're gonna waste a perfectly good sympathy card.

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If you don't use it, I'll haunt you while you're pooping.

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Oh, well, lucky for me I don't believe in the afterlife.

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Josie, this is important to me.

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[scoffs]

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[sighs]

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Fine, I'll use your death to manipulate women into having casual sex with me.

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Okay, I don't believe you at all.

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So that's what we're gonna start now while I'm still alive.

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Consider it a deathbed order.

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A deathbed order is not a thing.

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-Yes, it is. -No, it's not.

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-You just made it up. -Okay.

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Consider it a deathbed request.

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You're serious?

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You... you want me to leave my dying wife in bed

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so that I can go out and have sex with somebody else? That's crazy.

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[coughs]

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[sighs]

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Josie...

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please.

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So she's giving you permission to screw around.

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No, no, it's not permission. She's making me.

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You have the best wife in the history of wives.

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Better than me?

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So much better than you. You never tell me to go have sex with other women?

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No, because I'm not dying.

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We're all dying, sweetheart.

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[laughs] Okay, well, she can't be serious.

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Oh, no, she's serious. She called it a deathbed order.

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Is that a thing?

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No, I don't think so, and yet, here we are.

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Wow, so what are you going to do?

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I don't know.

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I really want Emma to be happy in our last few months,

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but, my God, she's using the whole "I'm dying card"

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and she's been a real dick about it.

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So why does she want you to like...

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-You know? -Lesbian sex looks nothing like that, sweetheart.

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Kakakaw-kakaw!

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Because I'm really bad at meeting women

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and she wants to make sure that I can still do it.

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So she can die and know you won't be alone.

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Best wife ever.

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Seriously, best wife ever.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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I know this is gonna sound really weird coming from your older brother,

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but I'm totally gonna help you get laid.

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Yep, so weird. So, so gross and weird.

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So gross. Weird.

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So, we're having some friends over tomorrow night

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and we are having Katherine over, and she's beautiful and smart.

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And literally the only lesbian I know.

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Okay, well, just because we're both lesbians

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doesn't mean we're going to be attracted to each other.

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Well, I mean, everyone's attracted to Katherine.

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I mean, house plants are attracted to Katherine. -[both laugh]

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And I'm not saying you have to like scissor her on the coffee table.

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I'm just saying like low grade flirting,

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just to get your groove back.

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[groans]

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No, it's fun. It'll be so fun. Lesbians are fun.

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[laughter]

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[mellow music playing]

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[music drowns speech]

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[all chattering]

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What are you doing?

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Oh, um, I'm taking a picture of her, um, so that Emma can see it

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because she needs to approve of all the women.

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Emma's kind of a control freak, huh?

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Yeah.

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Hey, so, uh, what kind of music do you think she's into?

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Well, here's the novel idea. Why don't you go ask her?

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Oh, yeah, she seems, um, super busy. So I... Nah!

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Yeah, Tate is describing tabletop role playing games to her

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so I'm pretty sure she wants to be interrupted.

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Yeah, it's cool because, you know, after level 20

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you actually get to fight Stalin's Ghost.

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Yeah, okay.

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Coming in hot.

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So, what kind of music are you into, Katherine?

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Uh, Salsa.

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Well, well, well.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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[vibrating]

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Who's that?

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It's Josie, texting me about the woman she's gonna try to fuck tonight.

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Why do you tell me these things?

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Why do ask, Mother?

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[sighs]

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-It was so good to see you. -It's been so long.

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Thank you for coming.

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It was really nice to meet you, Jody.

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Oh, Josie. But, yeah.

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Jodie, too actually because those two

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are sort of interchangeable on your name scale.

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Oh, great.

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-All right. Bye. -Bye-bye.

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-See you soon. -All right. Have a good night.

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Stay warm.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh! Oh, my God.

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Have you ever interacted with a human being before?

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Was that your first time?

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Oh, my God! I'm so weird.

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Okay, that was my fault.

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Katherine is very intimidating for your first go.

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Yeah, yeah. She's like... She's like a medieval queen.

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Or like a... like a lady lawyer or something.

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You just need more eccentric people.

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Okay, like the girls in Tate's gaming group.

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You want me to bring around my goth girls after that display?

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Deathbed orders, honey.

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It's disgraceful.

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You know, I'm just... Don't worry.

262
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,400
I'll swim right out of here.

263
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,930
Oh, pardon me.

264
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,900
-Actually, this gonna take a while. -[Josie] Okay, yeah.

265
00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,110
Oh. Oh.

266
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,480
Oh, God!

267
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,380
Oh, Jesus!

268
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,780
You should sweep once in a while.

269
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,320
Oh, enough.

270
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,220
I dropped a cracker underneath that.

271
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,460
-Can you... -All right. -[Josie] Oh, God!

272
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,730
[mellow music playing]

273
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,740
So...

274
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,450
what is your favorite animal?

275
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,620
I don't really have one.

276
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,590
Ah, that's, uh, fairly unusual.

277
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,520
-Is it? -Yeah.

278
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,890
I find that, um, most people have a favorite animal.

279
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,800
But you know what? I could be wrong. Maybe

280
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,600
you want me to ask somebody else in here?

281
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,630
Are you nervous?

282
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,970
-No. -Huh?

283
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,110
Maybe I am, a little bit.

284
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,910
[sighs]

285
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,840
But it's a first date. That makes everyone nervous, right?

286
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:12,480
But why? There's only like one of three possible outcomes

287
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,550
and they're... they're all non-lethal.

288
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,680
What are the three outcomes?

289
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:21,590
Okay, so, um... So outcome one, we fall madly in love

290
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,190
and end up in a long term relationship.

291
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,560
-See? That's terrifying. -Okay.

292
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:31,170
Um, outcome two, we are not a good relationship match,

293
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,440
but we are attracted to each other and go for a one-night stand.

294
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:39,170
Also terrifying.

295
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,970
Well, there's outcome three. Um...

296
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:45,580
We hate each other and we never see each other again.

297
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,490
-So like from your end... -Mm-hmm.

298
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:56,520
...what are the chances of outcome three?

299
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,620
Hmm.

300
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,760
Not good, killer.

301
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,930
Is that a leaning in smile move?

302
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,840
-Totally. -Yeah, I knew. It always works.

303
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,410
-I didn't know what the-- -I know, yeah. It's really great.

304
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,340
Okay, good.

305
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,380
Okay.

306
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:25,350
Um, so it's gonna be outcome one.

307
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,350
Yeah, or outcome two.

308
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,890
Okay.

309
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,690
You okay?

310
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,700
Are you having a panic attack?

311
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,600
[sighs]

312
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,040
You are... You are having one.

313
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:44,770
[breathing heavily]

314
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,640
Um...

315
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,680
Okay, you just have to breathe, I think.

316
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,610
-Um, just put... You good? -[groans]

317
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,280
-I'm good. -Yeah, just go slow.

318
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,620
-I'm good. -Oh, my... Oh!

319
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,120
-Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. -Oh, my God!

320
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,160
-[Josie] Um...I'm so sorry. -[Emma] Oh, my God.

321
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,230
-I'm so sorry. -[groaning]

322
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:08,500
-[Josie] I'm so sorry. -[Emma] You're so fucked up.

323
00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:10,500
-I'm so sorry. -Um.

324
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:13,470
-Your whole nose probably just went into your face. -[Emma] I'm very sorry.

325
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,770
I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!

326
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,370
Is there like a nurse or somebody on staff here?

327
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:22,680
Are any of you a nurse? There's so many women here.

328
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,510
Or a doctor. I'm sorry. I'm so sexist.

329
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:29,480
I'm so sexist. If there's a doctor that would also be so helpful.

330
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,220
I'm gonna be fine. I'm actually just gonna...

331
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,460
Maybe I'm actually just gonna to sit on the floor for a little bit.

332
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,220
It's just gonna be fine.

333
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:42,230
Oh, it's fine. We're good. Just the check or...

334
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,930
Is she here? No, that's okay.

335
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:53,240
-This is our island of misfits. -Hm, I can relate.

336
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:54,370
[chuckles]

337
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:55,740
Can't we all?

338
00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:02,750
What flowers should I buy if I'm trying to impress goth girls?

339
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,690
You are my favorite customer.

340
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,930
Have I ever told you that?

341
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:16,430
[mellow music playing]

342
00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:25,410
-Are you going to embarrass me? -Well, yeah, probably.

343
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,970
Just take the game seriously.

344
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:29,910
If they think that you're mocking them, they're going to tear you apart.

345
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,910
Why would they think that I'm mocking them?

346
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,280
Because you brought a cactus.

347
00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:37,950
I was told by a professional that goth girls like succulents.

348
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,950
A professional what?

349
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:45,790
Just stand your ground and don't let them fuck with you, okay?

350
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,860
Don't let them fuck with me. Got it?

351
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,100
-Okay. -Yeah.

352
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:57,100
Okay, so 14 plus two modifier

353
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,540
for enchanted broadsword does seven plus four.

354
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,610
So 11 damage.

355
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,150
Why'd you bring the cactus?

356
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:10,220
Ambience.

357
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,820
Cool. Prickly.

358
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,360
Great role, Josie, what do wanna do?

359
00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:23,430
Um, I guess I'll take another swing at Stalin's ghost.

360
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,930
Seriously?

361
00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:26,770
Sorry, should I not do that?

362
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,240
I mean, it's totally fine if your goal was to have your entire party die.

363
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,710
Is that your goal?

364
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,940
No.

365
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:44,250
Okay, I guess I will, um, go ahead

366
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:48,220
and attack the demon that's sucking on Greg.

367
00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,120
-Gracias. -[Josie] Yeah.

368
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,290
Okay. Tate, you're up.

369
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:58,500
I'm gonna summon the fleet of flying U-boats from the battle dimension.

370
00:23:58,630 --> 00:24:03,500
I have three Double Armor spells I'm gonna apply to each winged samurai.

371
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,340
You know what? I'm sorry. I want a do over.

372
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,970
I don't want to attack Greg's demon. I want to attack Greg.

373
00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:11,010
You want to attack a member of your own party?

374
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,650
-[Josie] Mm-hmm. -Yeah, no, you can't actually--

375
00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:16,450
I will shove this succulent up your ass.

376
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,650
Don't fuck with me, Greg.

377
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,090
Don't fuck with me.

378
00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:31,800
Tate, I think that now would be a great time to revisit the guest policy.

379
00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:40,770
So I'm not that great at reading situations.

380
00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,940
That's not a strength of yours. No.

381
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,510
Mm-mm.

382
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,080
[groans]

383
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,920
Well, you can't say I didn't give it a sincere effort.

384
00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:56,390
It is not a sincere effort when your wingman is your useless brother.

385
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,930
Hey, Tate is weirdly good with women, given how objectively gross he is.

386
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,530
-You are not taking this seriously. -I am.

387
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:07,900
I've just reached the ceiling on my ability to get laid.

388
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,840
I'm really bad at it, always been really bad at it.

389
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:16,110
And, you know, deathbed order or not, I'm gonna continue to be really bad at it.

390
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,510
Yeah, you definitely need some help.

391
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:20,350
Uh, so I'm calling in the Amazons.

392
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,020
What? No, I don't want to go out with Amazons.

393
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:29,090
I've already called them and you're going to a party with them tomorrow night.

394
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:32,690
Tomorrow? But that's our cuddling and Thai food night.

395
00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:35,600
Well, I'm cutting off all cuddling and Thai food

396
00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:37,500
until your mission is accomplished.

397
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:40,500
You can't withhold cuddling and Thai food, that's my lifeblood.

398
00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:44,370
-No. -We get to cuddle and spoon.

399
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,070
-Get off of me. -No.

400
00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:49,740
You need a little bit of motivation. Okay?

401
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,650
Go get laid once

402
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:55,950
and then we will be spooning in a vat of noodles and peanut sauce.

403
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,620
[sighs]

404
00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:03,120
The Amazons terrify me.

405
00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,130
Hello?

406
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,070
You and Emma are literally the last couple we know still doing monogamy.

407
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,440
Nobody does it anymore. It's very '90s.

408
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,710
Things have gotten a lot easier since you were last single.

409
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,910
Yeah, free love is back and ladies are in charge of their own orgasms.

410
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,880
Well, that's not entirely true.

411
00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:30,520
Katrina and I are in charge of every orgasm within a 100-foot radius.

412
00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:33,920
[upbeat music playing]

413
00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:44,000
♪ Show me What's best in the world ♪

414
00:26:44,130 --> 00:26:46,800
♪ And I'll show you What's best in my heart ♪

415
00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:53,640
Wow, I feel very underdressed.

416
00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:56,380
Hey, everybody. This is Josie.

417
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,580
Her wife sent her out tonight to get laid.

418
00:26:58,710 --> 00:27:01,380
[cheering]

419
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,620
Volunteers, line starts here.

420
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,950
[all cheer]

421
00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:15,000
♪ We've got it all Across two wide worlds ♪

422
00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:18,430
[mellow music playing]

423
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,680
[women laughing]

424
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:38,520
[chuckles] Definitely not going to eat that guacamole.

425
00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:39,790
No.

426
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,760
[both laugh]

427
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:42,990
Yeah.

428
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,230
-[Alex] Yeah, it's pretty cool. -[Josie] Yeah.

429
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,100
[Alex] I got it at an anime con in New York.

430
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,800
It's a one of a kind, Kristen Porter drew it herself.

431
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,530
-Kristen Porter was there? -Well, no.

432
00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:57,800
Um, no, she wasn't physically there but the guy...

433
00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,070
The guy said it was an original and, um...

434
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,650
Well, you know, he had a certificate and a nice... a nice booth so...

435
00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:07,580
Well, somebody in a booth would never lie.

436
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:12,190
Yeah, my brother actually introduced me to Warrior Lab when we were in high school.

437
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,490
I wasn't that into anime at the time but he loved her exciting--

438
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,790
Can I kiss you?

439
00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,060
What?

440
00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:22,830
I'm asking your consent to kiss you.

441
00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:25,130
I'm sorry if I'm being a little bit too forward

442
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,300
I just don't really like to waste time.

443
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,000
Um...

444
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,840
Yeah. Uh, yeah, I guess.

445
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:47,590
Look, I'm not really into the whole exhibitionist thing.

446
00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,860
I live close by we can fuck in my place, okay?

447
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:55,230
Yeah, I would be...

448
00:28:57,430 --> 00:28:59,930
swimming-ly.

449
00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:01,940
That would go swimmingly.

450
00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:05,610
Okay, cool. Well, let me just go grab my stuff and say goodbye to Helena.

451
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,510
Don't go anywhere, okay?

452
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,390
Oh, shit!

453
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,460
[indistinct chatter]

454
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,560
I know but...

455
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,470
Are you taking fucking pictures?

456
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,040
Uh, no.

457
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:39,510
Alex, did you agree to a photoshoot?

458
00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:44,180
-Do you know this person? -I... I just met her.

459
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,580
What the fuck are you doing taking pictures?

460
00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:48,980
This is a safe space.

461
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,180
I actually wasn't doing anything weird.

462
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:56,420
Um, I was just taking photos so that my wife would know who I was having sex with.

463
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,860
How did you get in here?

464
00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,130
Came with the Amazons, Katrina and Cherub.

465
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:04,030
-Well, you've got to get out. -Fine. I was just leaving. We... we were just leaving.

466
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:06,500
Mm-mm.

467
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,740
Sorry I didn't know the orgy etiquette.

468
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,940
So you think this is an orgy now?

469
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,970
Uh, Katrina, Cherub?

470
00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:18,440
What's wrong?

471
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:21,110
Did Little Miss Candid Camera come with you?

472
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:25,820
Oh, come on. Seriously, Josie? This is a safe space.

473
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,720
Fine. I'll leave your safe space.

474
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:33,030
Sorry that I'm invading your safety with my un-safeness.

475
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,560
Just, you know what? Just have a great safe night.

476
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,500
Your safety net thing.

477
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,870
[door closes]

478
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:43,100
She's a little...

479
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,470
I'd say she's a lot.

480
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:52,050
♪ My darling, love you forever ♪

481
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,920
♪ Stop, this is disaster ♪

482
00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:03,520
♪ This is breakdown way ♪

483
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:07,130
♪ You want to drive faster But you can't ♪

484
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,530
This... I'm up there.

485
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:18,570
So you're going to come inside with me and drink away the excruciating pain.

486
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,070
This is...

487
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,680
What?

488
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:25,880
[sighs]

489
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,950
-Nothing. -No, it's something.

490
00:31:29,450 --> 00:31:32,550
You just got like... You have a real sad-y face on right now.

491
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:35,050
Okay, it's just... just...

492
00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:40,330
-You're choosing outcome two. -What do you mean?

493
00:31:40,990 --> 00:31:46,900
Yeah, you want me to come upstairs and have a one-night stand?

494
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,970
-That's outcome two. -I did not say that. I did not say that.

495
00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,570
But like, I mean, would coming upstairs be a bad thing?

496
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:56,880
No, it would...

497
00:31:57,010 --> 00:32:02,580
It would be nice. It's just I was kind of hoping for...

498
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,250
Outcome one.

499
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,990
Okay, then. Um, so you make it happen.

500
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,690
I... I don't... I don't know how to do that.

501
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:17,900
You say something like, "Can I get a raincheck on that drink?"

502
00:32:18,030 --> 00:32:20,730
Oh, yeah. No, I don't... I... I actually really don't talk like that.

503
00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:23,400
And also, you know, what is a raincheck?

504
00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:25,610
Is it like an actual check? I've never really--

505
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:28,170
No, you just use your own words and you just make an excuse.

506
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,180
-Right. -Okay. -Okay.

507
00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:35,620
Can I get a raincheck on that drink?

508
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,320
Very normal.

509
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:43,320
Um... And then, uh, well, you have to initiate a good night kiss.

510
00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:45,790
And if you're hoping for outcome one,

511
00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:49,100
it's going to be like a really good kiss.

512
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:54,330
Okay, like... Like a good, sexy goodnight kiss.

513
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not too sexy

514
00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,970
because like you have to leave me wanting more.

515
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,270
-Okay. -Okay, great.

516
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:03,480
-Here goes... -It does.

517
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,910
Gentle.

518
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,350
[sighs]

519
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,020
Okay.

520
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:11,990
Okay.

521
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,820
Am I really initiating if you're telling me to initiate?

522
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,560
Josie, I really need that drink.

523
00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:20,560
-My nose is fucking killing me. -Okay. I'm so sorry. Okay.

524
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:21,360
-Okay? -Okay.

525
00:33:21,490 --> 00:33:22,830
-Great. -Ready?

526
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,060
Okay.

527
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:31,540
♪ Is it everything? ♪

528
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,910
♪ Isn't it everything? ♪

529
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,210
♪ Isn't it everything? ♪

530
00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:41,410
♪ Is it everything? ♪

531
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,180
Outcome one, huh?

532
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,720
-Okay, outcome one. -Okay.

533
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,090
-Okay. -Okay. Outcome one.

534
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,060
Okay. Bye.

535
00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:03,800
♪ Yes you may ♪

536
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:10,310
♪ The risk is everything ♪

537
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,790
Sit down because I'm gonna yell at you.

538
00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:22,460
You can't yell at me, I have cancer.

539
00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:24,790
-Stop making cancer rules. -I'm not.

540
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,860
Obviously you don't yell at somebody with cancer.

541
00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:29,760
-That's just good manners, baby. -Sit down, Emma.

542
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,130
Ooh, it's serious.

543
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:40,340
Okay, I officially veto your deathbed order.

544
00:34:40,470 --> 00:34:42,940
You're clearly not of sound mind as evidenced by the fact

545
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,050
that you're sending your wife out every night to make love to other women.

546
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,720
Make love? Is that... Is that what you say to them?

547
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:54,020
I don't know. Is that wrong? I'm... I'm really bad at this.

548
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,290
So, we need to get you back up on that horse.

549
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,160
I don't want to get back up on that horse.

550
00:34:58,290 --> 00:34:59,760
I want to spend my nights with you

551
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:04,160
not out with the Amazons or making out with some girl.

552
00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:08,000
Did you make out with some girl at that party?

553
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,470
No, it was... We didn't make out.

554
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,740
We just... Just like kissed a little.

555
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:15,040
Mm-hmm. Yeah, way to bury the lead.

556
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:16,780
Who is she?

557
00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:21,650
Just some really forward girl named Alex who was into anime.

558
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:24,750
You found another lesbian who's into anime, that is amazing.

559
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,920
-Was she cute? -Yes, she's cute, but you're... You're missing the point.

560
00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:31,020
I don't want to make out with her. I want to make out with you.

561
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,460
Well, I'm literally home coughing up a lung.

562
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:34,590
Yes.

563
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:37,560
I...

564
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,900
I don't know how many nights we have left.

565
00:35:43,870 --> 00:35:46,570
I... I want to be here for all of them.

566
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,250
Honestly, it would be better if you weren't.

567
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:55,780
What do you mean?

568
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:59,650
Your emotions bum me out?

569
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,260
My emotions bum you out.

570
00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:04,820
I'm sorry if I'm sad that my wife has cancer.

571
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,590
Okay, it's expected that you'd be sad.

572
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:11,030
But do you have to be so unrestrained about it?

573
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,530
You're just... You're like... Bluh, you're everywhere.

574
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:17,240
Your emotions are all over the place.

575
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,140
Cancer or not you're being a real asshole right now.

576
00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:21,710
I don't have time to dick around, okay?

577
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,380
This sympathy card plan is a win-win.

578
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:29,380
You get your practice in and I get you out of my proverbial hair.

579
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,450
If you didn't want me around why did you marry me?

580
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,750
-That is not-- -No, you know what?

581
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,560
Don't answer that.

582
00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:40,630
My display of emotion may bum you out.

583
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,270
[mellow music playing]

584
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,280
-Okay, ready? -Yeah.

585
00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:41,590
-One, two... -Look, just surprise me.

586
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:43,520
Okay.

587
00:37:44,490 --> 00:37:49,630
Here comes the surprise right now.

588
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,700
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

589
00:37:51,830 --> 00:37:52,830
[mumbles]

590
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:55,970
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I'm so, so...

591
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,110
[both laugh]

592
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,870
-How does it look? -Um...

593
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,180
-Yeah, it looks ugly, really ugly. -[gasps]

594
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,550
No, I think it looks beautiful and elegant.

595
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,420
Um, yeah, no, it's huge

596
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:16,790
and I think the satellites can see them from space.

597
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,090
Oh, my God!

598
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,090
I think you should kiss it and make it better.

599
00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:23,460
Oh! Yeah. I don't want to kiss your huge...

600
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,530
-Yes, you do. -...ugly honker.

601
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,600
-Yes, you do. -Why? Why?

602
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:30,000
Because I told you to.

603
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,740
And you like being told what to do?

604
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,110
And you like being told what to do, right?

605
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,520
I'm gonna tell you what to do and you're gonna do it, all right?

606
00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:50,890
Kiss my nose.

607
00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:54,990
Gentle.

608
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,070
Kiss my super sternal notch.

609
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,080
I don't know what that is.

610
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:11,040
Did I tell you you could talk?

611
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:13,950
Mm-mm.

612
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:25,960
Harder.

613
00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:32,370
Harder.

614
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:35,870
[both breathing heavily]

615
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,580
Oh, my God!

616
00:39:50,850 --> 00:39:52,120
Take your pants off.

617
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,900
You don't come until I tell you.

618
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,200
-Do you understand me? -Yes.

619
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,440
-You understand me? -Oh, my God. Yes.

620
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:20,650
Not yet.

621
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,050
Wait. Wait.

622
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:32,190
Okay.

623
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:34,330
Okay.

624
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:37,600
[both breathing heavily]

625
00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:11,930
Was I weird?

626
00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:15,230
What do you mean?

627
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:22,810
Like in the bathroom...

628
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:28,280
that I liked all that stuff.

629
00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:29,580
Was I weird?

630
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,620
No, I thought it was hot.

631
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:40,660
I feel weird like I'm wired wrong.

632
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:46,300
Your wiring is top notch.

633
00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:48,270
[both laugh]

634
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,940
I just... I mean...

635
00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:57,940
I guess I always knew that I was into... You know.

636
00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:00,650
[sighs]

637
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,950
But I... I just never really...

638
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:12,730
I guess I always just sort of thought something in me was kind of broken.

639
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:23,270
Whoever said you were broken is fucking wrong.

640
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,810
There is not a thing broken about you.

641
00:42:34,610 --> 00:42:39,250
I guess I sort of just wish...

642
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,730
That you could get off on being dominated without shame spiraling?

643
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,890
[both laugh]

644
00:42:48,030 --> 00:42:50,800
Yeah. How do we do that?

645
00:42:53,330 --> 00:42:58,070
I feel like lots and lots of practice.

646
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,810
-Practice. -Yeah. Mm-hmm.

647
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,310
Tons?

648
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:06,950
[both laugh]

649
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,320
Oh, my God! You're terrible.

650
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,620
Just practicing.

651
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,860
No.

652
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,830
Oh, I just discovered something really great.

653
00:43:31,170 --> 00:43:32,570
Hi.

654
00:43:32,970 --> 00:43:36,280
I need flowers that make somebody with cancer forgive you for yelling at them.

655
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,910
I need some coffee.

656
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,850
Do you want to get coffee?

657
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,420
Let's get coffee.

658
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,560
[Josie] Yeah, I guess she got really into the idea of me

659
00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:57,700
finding somebody else because I was so bad when I first met her.

660
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,170
I don't use the sympathy card to get laid then she'll just keep pushing until I do.

661
00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:09,440
I'm pretty good but I don't know if I have a flower arrangement for that.

662
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:13,710
Hm. I'm sorry, I sort of just unloaded this all on you.

663
00:44:13,850 --> 00:44:15,380
Well, it's fine.

664
00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:18,280
My days are usually a lot more boring than this.

665
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:19,820
Oh.

666
00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:23,260
I used to have boring days. I miss being bored.

667
00:44:24,490 --> 00:44:26,060
I can be boring.

668
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:28,890
You want to have a boring conversation?

669
00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:31,200
Oh, my God! I would love that.

670
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,470
One boring conversation coming up.

671
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,040
[laughs]

672
00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:37,400
[sighs]

673
00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:40,140
I'm thinking of replacing the metering device

674
00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:42,370
on one of the refrigerators at the shop.

675
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:46,180
I don't know what a metering device is.

676
00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:49,110
-Would you like me to tell you? -Oh, my God, more than anything.

677
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:51,380
The four basic components of refrigeration

678
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,320
are the metering device, the condenser, the compressor and the evaporator.

679
00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:58,260
Okay, tell me in detail about every single one of them.

680
00:44:58,390 --> 00:45:01,230
Counter intuitively the key to good refrigeration

681
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,730
is actually the heat transfer rates.

682
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:07,870
That is the most boring thing I've ever heard. Please continue.

683
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,570
All right, it's like the heat goes out, the cold comes in, you know what I'm saying?

684
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,640
-Just like wild. -Yeah, keep going. I'm numbed.

685
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,310
You know, anytime I get a little nervous, something like that,

686
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,940
I just think about me and my refrigerators.

687
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,780
[both speaking indistinctly]

688
00:45:21,910 --> 00:45:23,920
So then she said my answer didn't count

689
00:45:24,050 --> 00:45:28,290
because the real state of Puffed Marshmallow Man was actually Marshmallow sized.

690
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:30,690
What do you mean? It was like 30 stories tall.

691
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:34,460
The one that attacked them was a representation of the one in Ray's imagination.

692
00:45:34,590 --> 00:45:35,790
The real one...

693
00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:39,300
-Is a cartoon marshmallow. -And presumably very small.

694
00:45:39,430 --> 00:45:42,500
So, uh, she didn't give me the points and we lost the game.

695
00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:43,870
[both chuckle]

696
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,110
All right, I gotta open up.

697
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,810
Thanks for this.

698
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:54,450
Thank you. It was fun blowing off work.

699
00:45:55,250 --> 00:46:00,220
Yeah, don't tell my boss. I'm on paid leave to take care of my sick wife.

700
00:46:00,690 --> 00:46:03,520
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

701
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:07,090
What am I gonna do? Oh, Jesus!

702
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,660
Can we go back to talking about the marshmallow man?

703
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,030
[groans]

704
00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:16,870
Here, give me your phone.

705
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,840
Give me your phone.

706
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,880
-Okay, now make the duck face. -The duck face?

707
00:46:29,010 --> 00:46:31,580
You know, the duck face.

708
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,800
Are you sending that to Emma?

709
00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:49,900
You said she wouldn't let up.

710
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,270
Let her chew on that for a while.

711
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:55,840
Good luck.

712
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,620
[cellphone vibrates]

713
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,630
This is my life. Yeah, that's fine.

714
00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:15,590
I'm not freaking out.

715
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,700
-Jesus! -Sorry.

716
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,170
What are you, a ninja?

717
00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:30,610
Uh, hey, so what flowers do you want to bring to dinner with me and my wife...

718
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:33,150
tonight?

719
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,250
[both laugh]

720
00:47:40,350 --> 00:47:42,650
Yeah, because of the picture.

721
00:47:42,790 --> 00:47:47,530
-Oh, yeah, consequences... -Yeah. -...of our actions.

722
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:06,180
[sighs]

723
00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:13,620
So, I understand you're interested in fucking my wife?

724
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,490
Very interested.

725
00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:17,590
Hmm.

726
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,420
I'm sorry, why am I here for this?

727
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,300
It's Sunday dinner, Mom. It's family time.

728
00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:25,130
Oh, for Christ's sakes!

729
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,070
How long have you been working at the flower shop?

730
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,800
I own it, actually.

731
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:34,140
Pretty risky time for a small business owner, wouldn't you say?

732
00:48:34,270 --> 00:48:37,580
I supplement my income by selling meth out the back.

733
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,850
[chuckles weakly]

734
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:43,320
Yeah, she's... She's joking.

735
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,950
You're joking, right?

736
00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:54,390
Okay.

737
00:48:55,890 --> 00:48:57,330
You're in.

738
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,130
We're going to clear out. You can use my mother's bed if you want.

739
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:00,430
Let's go, Mom.

740
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,330
What, we're not even going to eat?

741
00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:05,440
That's it?

742
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,610
What do you mean?

743
00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:11,310
-You just say you're in and we're done? -What do you want me to say?

744
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:13,710
[sighs]

745
00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:15,650
I don't understand.

746
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:18,320
First you micromanage and now you're being all cavalier about it.

747
00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:20,650
We got to get this deal done.

748
00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:23,190
Beggars can't be choosers, Jose.

749
00:49:23,990 --> 00:49:25,260
Beggars can't...

750
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,460
Wow!

751
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:34,130
Just wow!

752
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:43,340
Aren't you gonna go after her?

753
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:47,280
I can't. I'm dying.

754
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,430
[coughing]

755
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,170
It's not gonna work.

756
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,280
They're a good match.

757
00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:21,110
No, I mean your plan.

758
00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:26,520
Hating you isn't going to make it any easier for her after you're gone.

759
00:50:40,430 --> 00:50:43,670
Do you have a destination in mind?

760
00:50:46,470 --> 00:50:48,370
God! She's such an asshole.

761
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:52,340
Yeah, she is intense.

762
00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:57,750
I'm going into shock.

763
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,190
[breathing heavily]

764
00:51:01,890 --> 00:51:04,220
-[Siobhan] You know what used to help me feel better? -Uh, what's that?

765
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:09,630
When I was a kid, I'd stick my Barbie into a cup of fruit punch

766
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,400
and then stick that in the freezer.

767
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:18,900
And when I'd pull it out a couple hours later, I'd have like a Barbie popsicle.

768
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:24,140
I'd just lick and lick, and lick until I got to Barbie.

769
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,220
It's amazing that my parents didn't see the whole lesbian thing coming actually.

770
00:51:30,350 --> 00:51:32,620
[laughing]

771
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,760
How... how was that helpful?

772
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:43,200
Yeah, I realized midway through the story how unhelpful it was.

773
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,870
Do you see a Barbie or freezer anywhere?

774
00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:56,880
-[Siobhan] Mm-hmm. -Oh, my God!

775
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,650
[both laugh]

776
00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:04,880
How many days in a row did you wear that?

777
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:08,290
-Seventeen. -And nobody said anything?

778
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,060
People always put service workers in the background.

779
00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:16,700
They hardly notice who serves their coffee or gives them their flowers.

780
00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:17,730
Hmm.

781
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,800
Sounds pretty appealing to me actually.

782
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,770
I'd love to fade into the background.

783
00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:36,620
I'm sorry about tonight.

784
00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:41,320
I inserted myself and caused more problems.

785
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:45,390
-It's a bad habit of mine. -No, you were trying to help.

786
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,290
-I failed tragically, obviously. -No.

787
00:52:50,230 --> 00:52:51,500
You're helping. This...

788
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,200
This this is helping.

789
00:52:57,570 --> 00:52:59,600
I wish I could help more.

790
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:06,210
Yeah, or you could tell me what to do.

791
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,580
Pour yourself another glass of wine.

792
00:53:18,090 --> 00:53:19,590
Down that bitch.

793
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,580
Go again.

794
00:53:53,060 --> 00:53:54,430
Stop, stop.

795
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,800
Put the glass down.

796
00:54:11,910 --> 00:54:12,810
Stand up.

797
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,050
Twirl around.

798
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:33,930
Did I say you could look at me?

799
00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:38,070
Get on your hands and knees.

800
00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:48,510
Crawl to me.

801
00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:57,720
Now look at me.

802
00:55:02,990 --> 00:55:04,430
Take these off me.

803
00:55:14,470 --> 00:55:15,910
Are you sure you want to do this?

804
00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:18,540
Just tell me what to do.

805
00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:22,850
Make me come.

806
00:55:31,420 --> 00:55:35,330
♪ Realize I care I care ♪

807
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:42,070
♪ Call me Oh, your dirty little secret ♪

808
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,040
-♪ Name a time ♪ -♪ Name a time ♪

809
00:55:44,170 --> 00:55:48,840
[coughing]

810
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,510
-♪ Break it down ♪ -♪ Break it down ♪

811
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,210
-♪ Break it down ♪ -♪ Before you break it ♪

812
00:55:55,350 --> 00:55:57,150
♪ Better still ♪

813
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,590
♪ Remind me why I'm here ♪

814
00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:05,760
- ♪ Call me ♪ -♪ Your dirty little secret ♪

815
00:56:05,890 --> 00:56:08,290
♪ Dirty little secret ♪

816
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:11,930
-♪ Name a time ♪ -♪ Name a time ♪

817
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,970
-I feel like such a heel. -Why?

818
00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:20,910
Last night, I took advantage of you.

819
00:56:21,370 --> 00:56:26,080
My wife ordered me to do you, so your conscience should be clear.

820
00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:27,810
[laughs]

821
00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:30,880
I just don't want to get in the middle of drama.

822
00:56:32,150 --> 00:56:35,290
-Yeah, you do. You totally do. -[laughs]

823
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:36,450
Yeah, okay.

824
00:56:36,590 --> 00:56:38,120
Emma orchestrated the whole thing.

825
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,790
I would have never let last night happen

826
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,790
if I wouldn't have been so pissed at her.

827
00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:44,160
[sighs]

828
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:47,600
I can't... I can't even get laid without her help.

829
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,030
I'm very sleazy.

830
00:56:50,170 --> 00:56:51,070
[chuckles softly]

831
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:54,040
I would have gotten into your pants eventually.

832
00:56:54,470 --> 00:56:56,510
No one can resist a florist.

833
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,110
Mm. Mm-hmm.

834
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:00,680
Hmm...

835
00:57:02,510 --> 00:57:04,080
I don't know what I'm doing.

836
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:07,620
-I need to get better at this. -You seem pretty good at it.

837
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,590
I mean, at dating.

838
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:13,430
Are you asking me on a date?

839
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,790
I... I mean, I...

840
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:20,060
I don't... I don't know. What would you say if I did?

841
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,230
There's only one way to find out.

842
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:23,770
Hmm.

843
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,010
Oh, you want me to actually...

844
00:57:29,770 --> 00:57:32,240
Yeah, okay. Um...

845
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,220
Would... would you care to go on a date with me?

846
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:43,690
Hmm...

847
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,520
Hmm...

848
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,660
Mm-hmm.

849
00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:49,590
Yeah, okay, okay.

850
00:57:49,730 --> 00:57:51,300
[both chuckle]

851
00:57:51,430 --> 00:57:53,630
Okay. Cool.

852
00:57:54,830 --> 00:57:57,070
So what... what do we... What do we do now?

853
00:58:01,370 --> 00:58:03,210
You could go down on me again?

854
00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:05,610
You got it.

855
00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:11,150
It was just a suggestion but...

856
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,820
[both chuckle]

857
00:58:12,950 --> 00:58:15,150
I'm glad you're so enthusiastic.

858
00:58:16,450 --> 00:58:19,560
[mellow music]

859
00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:34,170
So, sorry.

860
00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:35,570
[mouths] Sorry.

861
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,310
Okay, so what do we need to do?

862
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,580
There are no real changes, 100% of all assets still go to you.

863
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,620
Do you have a health care proxy in case you become incapacitated?

864
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,450
Um... Yeah, it's Emma.

865
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,260
You backed the wrong horse for that one, huh?

866
00:58:52,390 --> 00:58:54,090
Is there someone else you could name?

867
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:58,400
-Um, probably my brother, Tate. -Nope.

868
00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:01,270
He's a full grown Muppet. Veto.

869
00:59:01,870 --> 00:59:03,130
Jeanie, does she get a veto?

870
00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:06,200
It's my will, I veto if I want to veto?

871
00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:08,110
Okay. Um...

872
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,840
So Juliana, she's my sister-in-law.

873
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:14,680
Uh, she married the Muppet. She's a Muppet-in-law.

874
00:59:14,810 --> 00:59:16,680
We can't trust her judgment on anything.

875
00:59:16,810 --> 00:59:19,280
Jeannie, write down the name Siobhan Knighten.

876
00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:21,590
I have no idea how to spell her first or her last name.

877
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,560
Are you insane? You want me to put her in your will?

878
00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:28,260
You're terrible with money. She's a very responsible small business owner.

879
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:32,100
I just met her. I haven't even gone on a date with her yet.

880
00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:34,200
-Slept with her. -No, I didn't...

881
00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:40,100
-She made me. Ask Margaret. -Leave me out of this.

882
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,280
Of course, I made you. I have fucking cancer.

883
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:47,950
I need to make sure that you're taken care of, baby.

884
00:59:55,450 --> 00:59:58,660
Are you... Are you planning on going on a date with her?

885
00:59:59,990 --> 01:00:02,660
I'm married to you. I want to go on a date with you.

886
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:05,600
Time for dates is over killer.

887
01:00:05,730 --> 01:00:07,670
Okay, we're past dates.

888
01:00:09,530 --> 01:00:10,970
When are you seeing her again?

889
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:14,140
Tonight.

890
01:00:15,140 --> 01:00:17,740
-Are you nervous? -No.

891
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:21,780
Good.

892
01:00:25,380 --> 01:00:27,020
I lied. I am nervous.

893
01:00:29,650 --> 01:00:30,760
Good.

894
01:00:33,790 --> 01:00:37,860
[mellow music playing]

895
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:57,280
♪ For all those lonely nights ♪

896
01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,590
♪ The feeling is so great ♪

897
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,820
♪ You're like the folk in... ♪

898
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,320
We're here.

899
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:07,460
Okay.

900
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:10,160
You're through the hard part already.

901
01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:13,630
She knows you and she likes you.

902
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:15,470
She probably thinks I'm a weirdo.

903
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:17,740
You are a weirdo.

904
01:01:18,770 --> 01:01:20,000
Very loveable weirdo.

905
01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:24,110
Except when I'm collapsing in a puddle of anxiety on the floor.

906
01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:27,310
What topics should I ask her about?

907
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,580
Don't go with any topics.

908
01:01:31,350 --> 01:01:35,520
If there's silence, just sit comfortably in the silence.

909
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,220
In fact, don't even talk first.

910
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,230
-I should have some backup questions. -Hmm.

911
01:01:42,090 --> 01:01:43,760
Like, what her favorite holiday is?

912
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,130
That'll kill some time.

913
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,770
She has already gone through so much shit for you.

914
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:53,970
She's still here, so she obviously knows how special you are.

915
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,280
[Emma moans]

916
01:02:06,450 --> 01:02:07,720
[Josie sighs]

917
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:08,950
Wish me luck.

918
01:02:10,690 --> 01:02:11,660
You don't need luck.

919
01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:13,830
You're a force of nature, Killer.

920
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:18,860
[groans]

921
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,370
Bye.

922
01:02:22,970 --> 01:02:24,170
Where to, ma'am?

923
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,740
[sighs]

924
01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:31,010
Can you just drive around until I fall asleep?

925
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:44,420
[soft music playing]

926
01:02:55,370 --> 01:02:57,300
-You look nice. -Oh, thanks. You too.

927
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,510
That sweater really flatters your figure.

928
01:03:02,970 --> 01:03:04,240
Thank you.

929
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,050
So what's your favorite holiday?

930
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,820
Um...

931
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,390
Martin Luther King Day.

932
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,660
Interesting. Why?

933
01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:20,420
Because fuck racism.

934
01:03:21,660 --> 01:03:25,800
Totally. Racism is the worst.

935
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:29,530
It's good that we see eye to eye on racism.

936
01:03:29,670 --> 01:03:30,570
Yeah.

937
01:03:32,570 --> 01:03:33,470
Yeah.

938
01:03:36,470 --> 01:03:38,440
-How about you? -How about me, what?

939
01:03:38,810 --> 01:03:42,810
-What's your favorite holiday? -Oh, Halloween? Definitely.

940
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,420
-It's coming up. -Yeah, I'm excited.

941
01:03:45,550 --> 01:03:46,880
I like wearing...

942
01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,350
things.

943
01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,520
You like wearing things?

944
01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:58,300
Sorry. You know when, um, you can't think of a really obvious word. Um...

945
01:03:58,430 --> 01:04:04,500
It's the... it's the Halloween thing that you wear.

946
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,140
-A costume? -No, for your... for your face.

947
01:04:08,270 --> 01:04:11,010
-The costume for your face. -A mask?

948
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:12,910
Mask! That's it!

949
01:04:14,610 --> 01:04:18,480
Oh, my God! I can't believe I didn't remember the word mask.

950
01:04:19,450 --> 01:04:21,420
Must have heatstroke or something.

951
01:04:21,550 --> 01:04:22,820
Are you hot?

952
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:25,990
No, just like generalized heatstroke.

953
01:04:27,990 --> 01:04:29,630
Oh, my God!

954
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,930
Should not be this nervous on a first date with someone you already slept with.

955
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:39,040
I think the whole dinner date thing is a bit too formal.

956
01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,740
-It's too much pressure. -Yeah.

957
01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:44,080
I'm feeling an unwieldy amount of pressure right now.

958
01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,910
Let's get out of here and do something more relaxing.

959
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:49,350
I got an idea.

960
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:50,580
Lead the way.

961
01:04:57,790 --> 01:04:59,090
[Josie chuckles]

962
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:00,790
[Josie] Hey, can I ask you something?

963
01:05:01,330 --> 01:05:03,560
Is your favorite holiday really Martin Luther King Day?

964
01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:05,960
No. I love racism.

965
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,870
I didn't want to say anything but me too.

966
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,500
-Racism is like just the best. -Yeah.

967
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,540
[both laugh]

968
01:05:16,470 --> 01:05:18,440
Well, well, well. Look who it is.

969
01:05:19,810 --> 01:05:22,510
Hi, Tom. Mora.

970
01:05:23,410 --> 01:05:25,680
You hear that, honey? She remembers our names.

971
01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,650
-[Mora] Come on, sweetie. -No, I find it heartwarming.

972
01:05:29,890 --> 01:05:31,190
How have you been?

973
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,820
And did you see that, honey?

974
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,730
She's actually mastered the mimicry of human emotion.

975
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,260
It's almost like she gives a shit.

976
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,700
Take a lap, sweetie.

977
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:41,570
Take a lap.

978
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:45,100
-Can't with you. -Take a lap.

979
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:49,140
Is he okay?

980
01:05:49,270 --> 01:05:51,280
He's just hurt.

981
01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:55,450
I'm sorry. Tell him, I'm sorry.

982
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:57,650
You really shouldn't have come here.

983
01:05:57,780 --> 01:05:59,280
You knew this is our place.

984
01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:02,750
I didn't know this is your special place.

985
01:06:02,890 --> 01:06:05,190
You think because we're poly, we don't have feelings.

986
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,020
I never said that.

987
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,530
You think you could just disappear from our lives without a goodbye?

988
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,360
I'm taking a lap.

989
01:06:29,910 --> 01:06:33,680
I swear, I don't remember coming here with them.

990
01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:38,620
Hey, you know, they probably just mistook you for someone else

991
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,990
that broke their heart, who was also into hot tubbing.

992
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:49,100
We were in a full-fledged relationship and I just ghosted.

993
01:06:50,270 --> 01:06:51,270
Ghosted, what is that?

994
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:55,040
I just left without saying a word.

995
01:06:58,380 --> 01:07:00,710
You know, you... You were probably really young.

996
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,080
It was like nine months ago.

997
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:09,750
Well, you know, people can mature a lot in nine months.

998
01:07:09,890 --> 01:07:13,190
It's, you know, it's like a full baby from what I understand.

999
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,260
[both chuckle]

1000
01:07:15,390 --> 01:07:18,000
It just got intense, you know.

1001
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:24,270
Two people looking at you like the answer to their relationship problems.

1002
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:30,310
I usually only make it a habit of disappointing one person at a time.

1003
01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:35,380
I find it hard to believe that you would ever disappoint anyone.

1004
01:07:36,710 --> 01:07:39,250
I know I make a decent first impression, but...

1005
01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:43,550
I'm toting compartments full of baggage.

1006
01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:45,290
Well...

1007
01:07:46,290 --> 01:07:49,560
my dying wife got me laid, so...

1008
01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:59,140
[mellow music playing]

1009
01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:03,470
[chuckles]

1010
01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:13,820
Let's just do this forever.

1011
01:08:13,950 --> 01:08:15,120
[chuckles]

1012
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,420
I know, right?

1013
01:08:16,790 --> 01:08:19,120
Screw my life as a small business owner.

1014
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:20,460
[chuckles]

1015
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,290
Yeah, shouldn't you be open by now?

1016
01:08:22,430 --> 01:08:24,660
Hmm. Mm-mm.

1017
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,560
I open late on Mondays.

1018
01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:31,170
Today is Monday? Shit!

1019
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:35,310
-What's wrong? -Um, I'm a terrible person.

1020
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,790
What a terrible person I am! How did you get here?

1021
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,430
-I took a Lyft. -You have a compromised immune system.

1022
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,830
You shouldn't be taking rideshares.

1023
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,200
It's a perfectly clean car.

1024
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:03,670
Oh, hi, Josie. Were you not in here before or am I losing my mind?

1025
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,870
-I was just late. Sorry. -Okay, good.

1026
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,770
Well, I'm glad you're here.

1027
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:12,040
I've got some, uh, interesting news.

1028
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:15,050
Take a look at that.

1029
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,580
-That was your tumor three months ago. -Yeah.

1030
01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:19,320
That's your tumor now.

1031
01:09:21,550 --> 01:09:23,620
-Um, it's... -It's smaller.

1032
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,290
But that's not possible.

1033
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,290
Tumors don't shrink, they grow.

1034
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:32,200
-Sometimes they shrink. -Okay, but mine's not.

1035
01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:33,760
-Mine is growing. -[scoffs]

1036
01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:37,500
-What does this mean? -It's too early to tell now.

1037
01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:42,840
Could be a temporary anomaly or could be a trend.

1038
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,310
Time will tell.

1039
01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:48,210
Time, I thought that's what we don't have.

1040
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,450
Maybe.

1041
01:09:50,710 --> 01:09:51,620
Maybe not.

1042
01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:53,580
[Josie gasps]

1043
01:09:58,390 --> 01:10:02,090
Don't make a big deal about this, okay.

1044
01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:03,630
It's nothing. [chuckles weakly]

1045
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,660
-What do you mean it's nothing? -You heard her.

1046
01:10:07,430 --> 01:10:09,800
Yeah, I heard her. She said trend.

1047
01:10:10,230 --> 01:10:11,640
She also said anomaly.

1048
01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:14,410
-She also said maybe not. -Okay, Jesus!

1049
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:20,040
The point is nothing has changed and I just I don't want you getting excited about it.

1050
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:23,480
How can I not get excited? You might be going into--

1051
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:26,080
Do not say the R word.

1052
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,820
I will. I'll say it. Remission.

1053
01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:31,090
Remission. Remission.

1054
01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:34,190
I am not going into remission. I can feel it.

1055
01:10:34,330 --> 01:10:35,930
You can feel it?

1056
01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:38,630
What are you, an X-man?

1057
01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:42,500
Is that a nerd reference? 'Cause you know I don't get nerd references.

1058
01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:45,370
Look, nothing in this plan has changed.

1059
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,770
We move forward with the plan.

1060
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:49,170
-How was your date? -My date?

1061
01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:51,010
My date doesn't matter.

1062
01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:53,840
How can you ignore the possibility that you might be getting better?

1063
01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:55,710
Because I'm not.

1064
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,280
It's not part of the plan.

1065
01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:01,650
You... You have problems.

1066
01:11:02,450 --> 01:11:04,090
I know, cancer.

1067
01:11:04,220 --> 01:11:06,620
No, like other mental problems.

1068
01:11:07,590 --> 01:11:11,430
Why is it so hard for you to believe that everything might just be okay?

1069
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:25,310
Mom, what are you doing in oncology?

1070
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,840
[groans]

1071
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:35,090
[mellow music playing]

1072
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,110
[on voicemail] Hi, you've reached Josie.

1073
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,180
Yeah, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get a chance.

1074
01:12:03,310 --> 01:12:04,680
Thanks. Bye.

1075
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:02,310
You're coughing less.

1076
01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:05,110
I only counted three coughs all day.

1077
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,450
Are you counting coughs now?

1078
01:13:08,910 --> 01:13:11,080
Just in case the doctor asks.

1079
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,150
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

1080
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:16,120
[coughing]

1081
01:13:18,990 --> 01:13:20,820
[vibrates]

1082
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,830
You can get that.

1083
01:13:26,060 --> 01:13:27,060
I'm good.

1084
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:33,200
Josie, do you want a shot at happiness or do you want to stay here nursing a ghost?

1085
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:37,010
You make me happy.

1086
01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:40,510
Thank you.

1087
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:41,910
[chuckles]

1088
01:13:43,510 --> 01:13:45,120
But so does she.

1089
01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:53,120
Even if my tumor is shrinking, we have no idea what that means.

1090
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:58,400
It could buy us maybe six months or a year?

1091
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:05,870
How much of your future do you want to trade in for a little extra time counting my coughs?

1092
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,210
Just...

1093
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:12,040
tell me what to do.

1094
01:14:14,780 --> 01:14:16,080
I'll do it.

1095
01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:20,780
I don't have the energy this time.

1096
01:14:23,350 --> 01:14:24,690
I'm sorry, Killer.

1097
01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:28,190
[coughing]

1098
01:14:31,630 --> 01:14:35,030
[mellow music playing]

1099
01:14:41,710 --> 01:14:43,170
-Hmm. -Hi, cutie.

1100
01:14:43,310 --> 01:14:44,580
Hi.

1101
01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:51,780
-Mm-mm. Looks good. -Mm-hmm.

1102
01:14:59,090 --> 01:15:01,730
Okay, Killer. We got to talk about the flowers.

1103
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,930
-What do you mean? -Look!

1104
01:15:04,830 --> 01:15:07,000
Yeah, okay, I should throw some of those out.

1105
01:15:07,130 --> 01:15:09,170
Yeah, it's not just about throwing them out, okay?

1106
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:11,700
You need to stop bringing me flowers.

1107
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,370
But it's date night. You...

1108
01:15:13,970 --> 01:15:15,940
You bring flowers on date night.

1109
01:15:16,070 --> 01:15:18,710
I know and you are so cute.

1110
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:21,140
But the time for flowers is over.

1111
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,150
Why?

1112
01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:26,780
Um, I don't know. That's just how it goes.

1113
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:30,190
-Just how it goes? -Yeah, it's just... It's the way that it is.

1114
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,860
Well, how come everybody knows the way that it is except for me?

1115
01:15:32,990 --> 01:15:37,330
Does everyone have like a book of appropriateness and I just didn't get sent my copy?

1116
01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:39,130
-Babe... -No, I'm sick of it.

1117
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:43,670
I don't want the time for flowers to end. It's fucking sad.

1118
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:50,310
It is fucking sad, but, um,

1119
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:54,440
the time for flowers ending makes way for new times.

1120
01:15:54,580 --> 01:15:56,210
Like sharing each other's toothbrush

1121
01:15:56,350 --> 01:15:59,820
and farting in front of each other, bad morning breath.

1122
01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:02,850
Those are gross times.

1123
01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:05,420
Those aren't better than flower times.

1124
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:10,290
But the good thing about those times is they don't end.

1125
01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:13,230
-They don't? -Mm-mm.

1126
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,700
Come, come here.

1127
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:21,670
No, those gross times go on forever.

1128
01:16:22,810 --> 01:16:25,380
Like, for the rest of our lives forever.

1129
01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:29,650
-[laughs] -Okay.

1130
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,190
[coughs]

1131
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:40,860
I'm sorry.

1132
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,090
You got to get the cough checked out.

1133
01:16:45,130 --> 01:16:48,100
I'm fine. I'm allergic to flowers.

1134
01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:49,300
[scoffs]

1135
01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:51,100
Oh, yeah. Okay, now you're telling me?

1136
01:16:51,230 --> 01:16:52,900
Mm-hmm. Go get washed. Need any help with this?

1137
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,470
No, don't touch what I'm cutting.

1138
01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:57,640
[mellow music playing]

1139
01:17:51,090 --> 01:17:53,930
[indistinct chatter]

1140
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:59,140
And, you know, it came as such a surprise to everyone.

1141
01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:00,370
Yeah, and us too.

1142
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,910
This structure, it seems kind of strange.

1143
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,940
Just stop squirming so much. You're drawing a lot of attention.

1144
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,910
Am I squirming? Sorry.

1145
01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:10,280
I want you to serve Memphis barbecue at my funeral.

1146
01:18:10,410 --> 01:18:14,050
You want me to serve it? On what planet do I outlive you?

1147
01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:16,320
Oh, I definitely die first.

1148
01:18:16,450 --> 01:18:18,520
Have you seen what I've eaten today?

1149
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:22,390
You're hardy? I have like a devil-may-care lifestyle.

1150
01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:25,400
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're such a wild woman. Yeah.

1151
01:18:25,530 --> 01:18:27,700
She fell asleep knitting last night.

1152
01:18:27,830 --> 01:18:30,570
That's just because I was recovering from my crystal meth bender the night before.

1153
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:32,840
[laughs]

1154
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:37,340
[whispers] Hey, sorry. Sorry for your loss.

1155
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,080
You suck.

1156
01:18:46,650 --> 01:18:49,750
[whispering] Stop laughing like a crazy person.

1157
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,460
-Okay, bye. -Bye.

1158
01:18:54,020 --> 01:18:56,990
-Sorry for your loss. -Thanks.

1159
01:19:09,910 --> 01:19:11,340
How's Emma doing?

1160
01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:16,850
She's all right. She's pretty good at this type of situation.

1161
01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,990
Do you want something to eat?

1162
01:19:24,550 --> 01:19:30,190
No, I should probably head out. I'll see you around.

1163
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:34,200
-You'll see me around. Did I do something wrong? -No.

1164
01:19:34,330 --> 01:19:40,300
I just burst in and made your life way more complicated.

1165
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,140
It was selfish.

1166
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:44,940
I just really liked you.

1167
01:19:45,810 --> 01:19:50,610
-Liked me, as in past tense? -No, I still like you but...

1168
01:19:51,650 --> 01:19:55,720
don't you think things would be a lot simpler for you without me?

1169
01:19:56,490 --> 01:19:59,520
I mean, simpler isn't always better.

1170
01:20:01,390 --> 01:20:03,360
When Emma started this whole sympathy card thing,

1171
01:20:03,490 --> 01:20:06,560
she was trying to control me but it's my choice.

1172
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:11,640
Josie, you can't choose me over your dying wife.

1173
01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:13,040
I'm not.

1174
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:15,870
I choose her too.

1175
01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:20,180
I'm choosing not to choose. Not choosing is my choice.

1176
01:20:20,310 --> 01:20:22,450
I don't think that's a good idea.

1177
01:20:22,580 --> 01:20:24,350
Did I ask your opinion?

1178
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:28,350
No.

1179
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,420
Then shut up and kiss me.

1180
01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:38,530
Are you trying to be more assertive because you think--

1181
01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:53,040
You like that?

1182
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,510
That was great.

1183
01:20:56,650 --> 01:20:58,950
No, seriously. Did you like that?

1184
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,890
Because usually I'm on the more submissive end of the spectrum and I just am not sure--

1185
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:16,670
Should probably get back in there.

1186
01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:22,040
Yeah, it's probably bad form to be making out with another woman

1187
01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:23,440
at your mother-in-law's funeral.

1188
01:21:23,570 --> 01:21:24,470
Hmm.

1189
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,050
[sighs]

1190
01:21:30,150 --> 01:21:31,820
Oh, hey. Uh...

1191
01:21:31,950 --> 01:21:33,050
Saturday's Halloween.

1192
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:35,920
-Your favorite holiday. -[chuckles]

1193
01:21:36,050 --> 01:21:38,050
See, I listen when you talk.

1194
01:21:38,860 --> 01:21:41,590
Um, my brother's having a party, super low key,

1195
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:45,730
just handing out candy to neighborhood kids, drinking beer.

1196
01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:47,600
Don't get those two mixed up.

1197
01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:51,130
Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. I'll write that on my hand.

1198
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:56,310
You'll get to hang out with Tate and Juliana. They're pretty awesome.

1199
01:21:57,610 --> 01:21:58,610
That sounds great.

1200
01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:02,610
Okay. I'll text you the details.

1201
01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:26,670
[indistinct chatter]

1202
01:22:33,380 --> 01:22:34,380
What are you doing?

1203
01:22:34,510 --> 01:22:36,050
[chuckles]

1204
01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:37,910
So who was that?

1205
01:22:38,050 --> 01:22:40,350
-...like there for you... -Yeah, she... Yeah, she was that way.

1206
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,590
Just always sort of like this huge presence.

1207
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:46,260
[upbeat music playing]

1208
01:23:08,110 --> 01:23:10,780
♪ Moving boxes one by one ♪

1209
01:23:10,910 --> 01:23:13,980
♪ Pack them up Until they're done ♪

1210
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,220
♪ If we stay ♪

1211
01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:19,390
♪ We might waste away ♪

1212
01:23:20,420 --> 01:23:23,760
♪ Patching walls And pushing broom ♪

1213
01:23:23,890 --> 01:23:26,930
♪ Dusty floors And empty rooms ♪

1214
01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:29,030
♪ Where we can hide ♪

1215
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:34,640
♪ We can go outside And come back home ♪

1216
01:23:46,450 --> 01:23:51,860
♪ Wait for a version Of your fate ♪

1217
01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:53,090
♪ That you make ♪

1218
01:23:53,690 --> 01:23:56,030
[Tate] Like, it's like fire or something like that.

1219
01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:57,930
I love that and this is amazing.

1220
01:23:58,060 --> 01:24:00,560
-Yeah, yeah. You look dope. -What about, you know...

1221
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:03,030
-Yes. Do you recognize us? -Yeah, do you know who we are?

1222
01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,340
-You do? Do you? -Of course, I do.

1223
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:07,900
Nothing?

1224
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:09,810
[laughing]

1225
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:12,740
-I was gonna say, actually I like your eye shadow. -Thank you.

1226
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,750
[laughs]

1227
01:24:17,450 --> 01:24:21,520
It's amazing. It was a surprise. I had no idea.

1228
01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:25,460
Thanks, Jose.

1229
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:29,430
-Oh, uh, Katherine, you remember my sister Josie? -Of course.

1230
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,530
Oh, it's nice to see you again.

1231
01:24:31,660 --> 01:24:33,600
Katherine was just showing us her engagement ring.

1232
01:24:33,730 --> 01:24:34,900
Oh, yeah.

1233
01:24:35,030 --> 01:24:38,130
Wow, that is total commitment to the costume.

1234
01:24:38,270 --> 01:24:42,370
Oh, no. It's a real ring. I'm really engaged.

1235
01:24:42,510 --> 01:24:44,610
Not to Frankenstein. To a person.

1236
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:45,710
[chuckles]

1237
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:46,640
[doorbell rings]

1238
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:47,810
I'll get it.

1239
01:24:51,950 --> 01:24:53,880
[all chuckle]

1240
01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:56,850
-And they... Here they go, to the door. -I guess so.

1241
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:59,360
-Hey. -Trick or treat.

1242
01:24:59,490 --> 01:25:01,520
Oh, do you guys look great.

1243
01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:03,860
-You have a popular house. -I do have the popular house.

1244
01:25:03,990 --> 01:25:06,630
Thank you for saying that. That makes me feel much better.

1245
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,900
All right. Bye.

1246
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:11,330
[laughs]

1247
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:17,840
...flowers and...

1248
01:25:17,970 --> 01:25:19,640
Flowers? Wow.

1249
01:25:19,780 --> 01:25:22,880
-She makes great patterns. -Yeah. Yeah.

1250
01:25:23,010 --> 01:25:25,850
[indistinct chatter]

1251
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:31,690
-Oh, really, really, really? Invisible? -[doorbell rings]

1252
01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:33,790
-[man] Yeah, basically. -[Tate] Wow.

1253
01:25:37,660 --> 01:25:41,730
-Trick or treat? -Yeah, okay. I can do that.

1254
01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:46,270
There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.

1255
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,140
-Happy Halloween, you guys. -Thank you.

1256
01:25:48,270 --> 01:25:51,310
You're welcome. Happy Halloween.

1257
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:53,440
-[boy] Bye! -Bye.

1258
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,230
I think the trick or treaters are done, honey.

1259
01:26:18,370 --> 01:26:19,470
Yeah.

1260
01:26:25,140 --> 01:26:26,610
[grunts]

1261
01:26:27,340 --> 01:26:30,380
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine.

1262
01:26:32,580 --> 01:26:34,050
Your little girlfriend sucks.

1263
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,920
-Tate! -What?

1264
01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:38,320
I'm entitled to my opinion. I give that asshole two thumbs down.

1265
01:26:38,450 --> 01:26:41,720
Okay, I don't think Josie wants to hear it and you can't give two thumbs down.

1266
01:26:41,860 --> 01:26:44,260
What are you talking about? Of course, I can. I'm Gene fucking Siskel.

1267
01:26:44,390 --> 01:26:48,300
We're part of a duo. We each get one thumbs down equaling two thumbs down,

1268
01:26:48,430 --> 01:26:50,070
otherwise it would be four thumbs down.

1269
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,970
My marriage is a sham. Would you get me out of here, please?

1270
01:26:53,470 --> 01:26:54,270
I beg you.

1271
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,310
[chuckles]

1272
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:59,840
-[Tate] You want to crash on the couch? -No, I should get home.

1273
01:27:00,940 --> 01:27:01,910
You sure?

1274
01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:06,650
Yeah, I'm the superhero, right?

1275
01:27:07,650 --> 01:27:09,520
Damn right, you are. Come here.

1276
01:27:10,590 --> 01:27:14,790
[mellow music playing]

1277
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:26,440
♪ Oh ♪

1278
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:31,670
♪ I chase you out On that palomino ♪

1279
01:27:31,810 --> 01:27:35,350
♪ Haunted by the desert sky ♪

1280
01:27:36,650 --> 01:27:38,750
♪ At your heels The dust can... ♪

1281
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:39,820
Hey.

1282
01:27:41,420 --> 01:27:42,790
How was the party?

1283
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:47,420
♪ I heard you singing In distant places ♪

1284
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:48,630
Come here.

1285
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:52,400
♪ With words That filled the night ♪

1286
01:27:53,660 --> 01:27:57,430
♪ Your eyes jump off The empty pages ♪

1287
01:27:57,570 --> 01:28:00,770
♪ Like coffee colored wine ♪

1288
01:28:01,770 --> 01:28:05,510
♪ And I'm ♪

1289
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:09,580
♪ Gonna keep you a mystery ♪

1290
01:28:10,380 --> 01:28:14,150
♪ And I'm ♪

1291
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:17,950
♪ Gonna keep you a mystery ♪

1292
01:28:19,390 --> 01:28:23,230
♪ I held you close With arms so weary ♪

1293
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,660
♪ I lost you when I've tried ♪

1294
01:28:27,930 --> 01:28:31,630
♪ To pull you out Of a perfect moment ♪

1295
01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:35,370
♪ Like I could make you mine ♪

1296
01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:40,440
♪ I seen you dancing with men They're helpless ♪

1297
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:43,880
♪ But know you more than I ♪

1298
01:28:45,010 --> 01:28:48,890
♪ Behind your eyes There's a plane that's landed ♪

1299
01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:52,420
♪ While the people still fly ♪

1300
01:28:53,290 --> 01:28:56,890
♪ And I'm ♪

1301
01:28:57,030 --> 01:29:01,130
♪ Gonna keep you a mystery ♪

1302
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,670
♪ And I'm ♪

1303
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:06,400
[groans]

1304
01:29:08,070 --> 01:29:10,570
Oh, my God! How is she taking this long?

1305
01:29:10,710 --> 01:29:12,680
-It seems longer than usual. -Right?

1306
01:29:12,810 --> 01:29:15,910
Like, I feel like she does not usually take this long.

1307
01:29:16,050 --> 01:29:17,550
Hey, you know what?

1308
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:22,020
Dr. Wells is probably just taking like a super quick nap.

1309
01:29:22,150 --> 01:29:23,890
Yeah, yeah, she's a very busy woman,

1310
01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:27,190
so she's probably just like, scheduled a high colonic...

1311
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,690
-Yeah. -...between patients.

1312
01:29:28,830 --> 01:29:30,830
Yeah. She probably like grabbed your test results

1313
01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:34,560
and then she just snuck in for a quick mani-pedi.

1314
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:37,900
She's probably baking like a very fast souffle.

1315
01:29:38,030 --> 01:29:40,440
-Yeah, yeah, that's right. -Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1316
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:45,810
I hear footsteps.

1317
01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:46,980
Here we go.

1318
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:59,660
[mellow music playing]

1319
01:30:09,970 --> 01:30:13,100
♪ Can you feel it building up ♪

1320
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,370
♪ Yeah ♪

1321
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:17,070
♪ From the bottom to the top ♪

1322
01:30:17,210 --> 01:30:18,310
♪ Yeah ♪

1323
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:21,080
♪ Well, you know what it's not ♪

1324
01:30:21,210 --> 01:30:22,610
♪ Yeah ♪

1325
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:26,580
♪ And I hope it never stops Yeah ♪

1326
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,320
♪ I didn't think That you existed ♪

1327
01:30:29,450 --> 01:30:34,060
♪ Yeah, I was sure, I was sure That I would miss this ♪

1328
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:37,160
♪ But there you are ♪

1329
01:30:37,290 --> 01:30:41,230
♪ You said to me And there you are ♪

1330
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,600
♪ You said to me ♪

1331
01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:48,170
♪ I can see you Reaching for me ♪

1332
01:30:51,170 --> 01:30:56,080
♪ Bracing with electricity ♪

1333
01:30:57,910 --> 01:30:59,920
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1334
01:31:00,050 --> 01:31:02,320
♪ Now the floor's On the ceiling ♪

1335
01:31:02,450 --> 01:31:05,860
♪ It's a love rush Things are glowing like neon ♪

1336
01:31:05,990 --> 01:31:08,790
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1337
01:31:08,930 --> 01:31:13,100
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush ♪

1338
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,930
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1339
01:31:16,070 --> 01:31:18,400
♪ Now the floor's On the ceiling ♪

1340
01:31:18,530 --> 01:31:19,900
♪ It's a love rush ♪

1341
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,900
♪ Supernatural feeling ♪

1342
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,840
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1343
01:31:24,970 --> 01:31:30,410
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush It's a love rush ♪

1344
01:31:30,550 --> 01:31:33,420
♪ Did I surprise you With my hot hand ♪

1345
01:31:33,550 --> 01:31:37,990
♪ Heard you were looking to be Grounded just like I am ♪

1346
01:31:38,820 --> 01:31:41,020
♪ Well, there you are ♪

1347
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:45,260
♪ You said to me And there you are ♪

1348
01:31:45,390 --> 01:31:47,230
♪ You said to me ♪

1349
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:52,130
♪ I can see you Reaching for me ♪

1350
01:31:55,070 --> 01:32:00,240
♪ Bracing with electricity ♪

1351
01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:03,980
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1352
01:32:04,110 --> 01:32:07,850
♪ Now the floor's on the ceiling It's a love rush ♪

1353
01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:09,890
♪ Things are glowing like neon ♪

1354
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:12,820
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1355
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:17,090
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush ♪

1356
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:19,900
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1357
01:32:20,030 --> 01:32:23,900
♪ Now the floor's on the ceiling It's a love rush ♪

1358
01:32:24,030 --> 01:32:25,840
♪ Supernatural feeling ♪

1359
01:32:25,970 --> 01:32:28,770
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1360
01:32:28,910 --> 01:32:31,840
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush ♪

1361
01:32:31,970 --> 01:32:34,310
♪ It's a love rush ♪

1362
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:42,890
♪ It's a love rush It's a love rush ♪

1363
01:32:43,750 --> 01:32:46,090
♪ Oh-oh ♪

1364
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,930
♪ Oh-oh ♪

1365
01:32:55,060 --> 01:32:59,800
♪ It's a love rush It's a love rush ♪

1366
01:32:59,940 --> 01:33:02,740
♪ Oh-oh ♪

1367
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:07,940
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1368
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:11,910
♪ Now the floor's on the ceiling It's a love rush ♪

1369
01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:13,920
♪ Things are glowing like neon ♪

1370
01:33:14,050 --> 01:33:16,850
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1371
01:33:16,990 --> 01:33:21,060
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush ♪

1372
01:33:21,990 --> 01:33:23,890
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1373
01:33:24,030 --> 01:33:26,230
♪ Now the floor's On the ceiling ♪

1374
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:29,830
♪ It's a love rush Supernatural feeling ♪

1375
01:33:29,970 --> 01:33:32,840
♪ Something happens When we touch ♪

1376
01:33:32,970 --> 01:33:37,040
♪ Yeah, it's a love rush ♪

1377
01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:39,640
[woman] [inaudible] Take four, pick up.

1378
01:33:40,710 --> 01:33:42,650
So why does she want you to like...

1379
01:33:42,780 --> 01:33:44,680
[grunting

1380
01:33:44,810 --> 01:33:46,950
So why does she want you to like...

1381
01:33:48,990 --> 01:33:50,920
So why does she want you to like...

1382
01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:55,160
So why does she want you to like...

1383
01:33:55,290 --> 01:33:58,190
[grunting]

1384
01:33:58,860 --> 01:34:00,730
So why does she want you to like...

1385
01:34:03,130 --> 01:34:05,330
So why does she want you to like...

1386
01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:11,670
Why does she want you to like...

1387
01:34:13,580 --> 01:34:15,140
You know what I mean?

1388
01:34:15,810 --> 01:34:17,250
Like that, right?

1389
01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:18,980
Like that.

1390
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,020
Like, why does she want you to like...

1391
01:34:23,590 --> 01:34:25,390
No? I don't know.

1392
01:34:28,060 --> 01:34:30,230
-All right. That's all I have. -[all laugh]